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Celebrity Thanatopsis 2010
Casey Johnson, 30, heiress to Johnson & Same,
A preventative accident was to blame
Paula Sladewski, a Playboy Playmate,
Short star of a mag to masturbate
A god among clay, Art Clokey,
Molded Gumby and Pokey
Teddy Pendergrass, the musical romancer,
Was taken away thanks to colon cancer
Jay Reatard, died from liquor and cocaine,
Goner Records, posted in refrain
Daisuke Gouri voiced many a man
Hercule in the US, Mr. Satan in Japan
Who "ran for the border" away from hell?
The name is simple, it's simply Glen Bell
Pernell Roberts, quashed NBC hate,
Was on Bonanza, did not resuscitate
Zelda Rubinstein, the psychic lady, eerie,
Passed away on one night dreary
J.D. Salinger, wrote Catcher in the Rye,
Movies can now be made, since he did die
Howard Zinn, champion for equality and the meek,
Died poolside, but "The People Speak"
Jack Brisco, wrestler abroad,
Now in the Wrestling Hall of Fame,
So please applaud
Captain Phil of the Cornelia Marie,
Died of heart attack, in-port from the sea
Charlie
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Celebrity Thanatopsis 2009
Jett Travolta, son of John,
Briefly lasted, now he's gone
Another whom passed was Pat Hingle,
Was Commissioner Gordon--wasn't single
At Bob Wilkins' funeral, I asked the preachers,
They told me he hosted and made Creature Features
Khan is gone, Khan is gone,
We all miss you Montalban
Old man Bob May'll
Always be known
As the Lost in Space robot
Whose arms would wildly flail
John Updike, wrote his Rabbit,
Smoking is a nasty habit
James Whitmore gained no exemption,
Acting in The Relic and Shawshank Redemption
Robert Quarry need not tarry,
He played Count Yorga, no need to bury
Robet Bruce, my duckies, is in disarray,
Sudden death from short illness took him away
Sydney Earle Chaplin, kid of The Kid,
Dunno quite how he died, but he did
Andrw "Test" Martin, member of TnA,
Oxycodone in his system on his death day
Natasha Richardson, Neeson's wife,
Brain damage from skiing ended her life
Moultri Patten died quite old,
Northern Exposure was filmed out in the cold
Andy Hallet whom playd Angel
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Deadrun
Deadrun
Streaming patches of grey and black,
Hearing him shout "This ye I shall hack,"
Why doth he ascend now?
My pulse races in time with my feet
Where is Ellora?  How is Deneau?
My mind shifts realities
as I hear a blade drawn
I'm cornered, I'm over
I turn to my slayer in a dark robe of pleat
"Tis your turn to die,
Death's bed you will greet"
--With that, the implement was raised,
Raised in such a light to show 2 crescents
And when that second moon fell,
We finished or descents
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Greymure's Cure
As I awoke from my oaken sepulcher, I tried to reflect upon the events that had recently transpired. Here's what I recall:
One day, I was reading the Times or some other newspaper.  In it, I noticed an article about some disappearances... and another close by mentioning some new wave cult like those "Heaven's Gate" blokes a couple of months ago.  When I was finished reading the paper, I thought that I might go for a walk down to SoHo for some rum, brandy, or whatever they may have. Suddenly a quivering, wiry looking man came up to me with some cockamamie device that he said would "cure" me.
Clearly, I thought the guy was some member of that cult, being the paranoid that I am.  So, I decided to give the guy a good right hook.  I pulled my arm back, clenched my fist and swung, only to have it caught mid blow by the little man.  He asked me to listen to his story. I decided that I would...
  
He said that his name was Greymure an
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I'm a writer currently working as a freelance consultant for two online writing job boards.

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Personal Quote: "If idle hands are the Devil's tools, then when I **** off am I communing with god?" -Me
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